11 September 2009

Srsly WTF: Mexico

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So I have this amazing idea...






I blame everything that is bad in the world, EVERYTHING, on Mexico. Honestly, other than mexican food, can you name anything else good that came out of that fucked up country? You know what, I'm sure mexican food originated from some other country and they just stole it, fucking thieves. 



I haven't heard ONE good thing about that country, even in elementary school, the teacher would point out Mexico on the map and say, "Well there's Mexico...umm..it's below us?" That's as good as it gets, it's below the United States. 



Yeah, I saw, "A Day Without A Mexican", I don't think the impact of missing illegal Mexican workers in the US would be that great. The only reason they work all the shitty jobs is because they get to choose one of the following:



1. Selling tacos
2. Stealing shit
3. Selling drugs
4. Kill people
5. Or work on Primer Impacto



And of the 5% of Mexicans with morals that don't wanna do jobs 2-5, the other 2% of them are desperate enough to work as janitors here in the states for less than minimum wage.



Being hispanic, I am not stoked that the majority of the population in the US will soon become Latino. God dammit, it would be like the Liberal Arts Building at UTEP times 2348230948230948. You'd drive to fucking Wisconsin, thinking that would be last place you'd see them and BOOM! You'd hear Nextel Chirps, see bad haircuts and people wearing clothes that cost more than their house. 



I can't even find a picture of a fucking fresa. They're like vampires. But more annoying and super tanned.



 



Murders, Rapings, Corrupt EVERYTHING, Chupacabras, Swine Flu, Taco Bell Chihuahua,  AIDS - yes AIDS, Osama Bin Laden - (You do realize that he is just pissed that everyone thinks he looks like he's from Mexico), Those Wolf Boys that perform in the Circus,  Mexico has done nothing good. Nothing to cement it's mark on the World. If I were another planetary being and I visited Earth, and saw the big shit stain known as Mexico, I'd blow that bitch to smitherines.


 




1 comment:

  1. Wow, this is really insulting, and offensive. This way of thinking seems to be either from an 11 year old boy who is entering puberty or from a close-minded person who has not left his.neighborhood in a couple of years or months. Dude, seriously this is a great example of an immature post that shows a racist way of thinking and portrays a huge discrimination against people you don't even know. You have to get out of your cave and go travel and enrich yourself with the wonders and the horrible things going on in the world. You clearly don't understand the dangers of life that most of the people in the world go through every fucking day of their life, and what they sacrifice in order to survive. I bet all these people show bigger, true and happier smiles that you would ever show in your goddamn life. These people know what living is and respect their life and enjoy it at the fullest bcause they know how hard it is to live in their respective countries (either Mexico, Afghanistan, Iran, China, Greece and many other countries you, I suppose discriminate and therefore do not give a Fuck about them). Yes, USA is the best country in the world blah blah, and yes, they have a great organization and discipline, but it is the people, people like you mister, that make this country a nostalgic place for most of its immigrants. A place where only money is the goal, but there is no existence of a nationality or a culture or anything like that. Yeah bitches, USA is full if immigrants, so frecking fucking treat us well.

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