Srsly-WTF: Dr. Puppybreath

So the other day when a few friends and I were shooting some hoops, we noticed a tiny, white, fluffy, cloud looking puppy come running onto the court. Beto was on the court, the puppy runs past him and Beto tweaks his ankle. He falls to the floor in agony clutching his ankle. The puppy sees this and comes to his aid and proceeds to heal him with licks and his puppy breath.

As bad as the injury looked, I couldn't help but laugh because the puppy wouldn't stop.

Oh that Dr. Puppybreath. That's what I named him. Anyhoo, here are a couple of pics.

Dr. Puppybreath going to work on Beto. I'm the white guy in the red shorts.

WANTED:

FOR BEING EXTREMELY ADORABLE. 

Oh, I'll get you Dr. Puppybreath. No one hurts my friends and gets away with it. 

Srsly-WTF: An Even Bigger Question???

Who cares where LeBron signs when you have much BIGGER free agents out there in the world. Which leads me to my next question:

Where in the hell is the Ultimate Warrior going to sign to?

Personally, I think Miami makes sense...it's the only place where he can keep his gnarly tan year round and be out in public without a shirt...and/or pants. Him walking around in Chicago like that would be a bit odd.

Srsly-WTF: What is LeBron the King of?

Without any rings...he obviously isn't the King of the NBA.

King of Dunks? He doesn't ever participate in the dunk contest, even though everyone thinks he should.

He is the King of over hype. Great player, yes...but the King. No.

There is only one King in LeBron's court. And that man is...



Delonte West, for fucking the shit out of LeBron's mom. NO ONE fucks the King's mom. Delonte West did/does....


So, LeBron...you're the King of Cleveland. You replaced Drew Fuckin Carey. Great job.

This is a pic of LeBron trying to recruit Kenan Tompson, the Cryptkeeper and Predator to play with him in Cleveland.

SRSLY-WTF: Thought of the day: "Cool License Plate"

Someone should get this vanity plate on their vehicle. No, not Magic Johnson. Just some douche in a Corvette.

I would get this just for the mere fact that people, if they really thought about it, would realize that there are 5 other cars with the HIV license plate causing me to get one saying "HIV 6" for my car.

Yeah, stay back away from my car bitches.