Srsly-WTF: An Even Bigger Question???

Who cares where LeBron signs when you have much BIGGER free agents out there in the world. Which leads me to my next question:

Where in the hell is the Ultimate Warrior going to sign to?

Personally, I think Miami makes sense...it's the only place where he can keep his gnarly tan year round and be out in public without a shirt...and/or pants. Him walking around in Chicago like that would be a bit odd.