03 September 2009

Srsly WTF: Acid and Lightning Spitting...Um...Sausages?




This Picture Should Be Self Explanatory
 
If you're not in the know on the coolest things in Cryptozoology, then you're missing out. This my friend is the, "Mongolian Death Worm", yes... a worm that brings death....in Mongolia. They're anywhere in between 2 to 5 feet long. Yeah, baby Tremors. I wouldn't mess with them, for one, they shoot Sulfuric acid from there mouth, and if that doesn't freak you out, they shoot electricity, from there rectum. And if you so happen to be in Mongolia, for whatever reason and come across one of these bad boys, if you touch them, you die. God damn, Asia is fucked up. 
If you find one on Craigslist, let me know. I'd like to purchase one.
If you have a problem with them breeding in your yard, there's only one man to call, to exterminate them:
Kevin Bacon
 
 

1 comment:

  1. hhahaa i remember the day we watched that episode of of that family guy rip off show with kevin bacon alien ahahaha
    oy i couldn't breath cause we were laughing so hard

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