Srsly-WTF: Shit, People, Things....I Hate.

Since the holidays are within your pudgy finger's reach...

Why not make a list of all the crap that makes me want to blow my head off.

I'm not really big on late night talk shows. I'm getting old, so I need as much sleep as I can. Occasionally, I'll catch Conan, Letterman...just to see if he has any tips on picking up chicks. But if there was ever a waste of an hour, late night or not, Jimmy Fallon takes the cake on , "If he killed himself on stage on live tv, I wouldn't care...I'd still probably rather watch the Big City Slider informercials".

The guy is unbearable to watch. I was watching his monologue, which is a 5 minutes too long, 5 minute set...and it was painful. He is dull as hell, makes it seem like he is reading from the cue cards with the accuracy of a 2nd grader and just kills the punch lines with his Dave Matthews like delivery. By that, I mean he sucks.

Why they gave him his own show, I don't know. It's like when the casting director decided to cast Rosie O' Donnell and Dan Akroyd for, "Exit to Eden". Whatever the case, they must have been smoking some amazing shit, to think any of these decisions made sense.

If there's a few things we should know by now it's that:

Vampires DON'T: glitter, eat deer, get there hair and makeup professionally done, play baseball and especially don't give people piggy back rides when they fly.

I had an easier time believing they can be black.

Sigh, I shouldn't even go here...but if I saw this guy literally, choking on a dick,  you wouldn't see me rushing to the phone to call the paramedics.

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